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Carly, 17, New Jersey.
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Percy Jackson and the Olympians, The Heroes of Olympus, The Maine, Owl City, Jonas Brothers, A Rocket to the Moon, Fun., That 70's Show, Brothers & Sisters, Revenge, Big Bang Theory, How I Met Your Mother, 90's television, Mean Girls, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, The Kane Chronicles, The Hunger Games, Avatar: The Last Airbender, The Legend of Korra & lots of other random crap and fandoms.
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airagorn:

dumb story because i think i’m funny

we were watching a movie in school and there was a scene where this guy was driving over lava and they kept showing close up shots of the tires catching on fire and i started laughing and my friend kept asking me what was so funny and when i finally composed myself i took a deep breathe and whispered

‘hot wheels’




tupacabra:

*wakes up with one sock on* whoa what a crazy night





obeseblackguy:

do she got a booty



ollymurs:

i dont wanna go to college i wanna go to concerts 





davidtennantinplacesheshouldntbe:

“If we wave our arms around, it might stop!”



bookercatch:

i hate when applications are like “why do you want to work here”

because i need money

what do you want me to say omfg

I HAVE A PASSION FOR FROZEN YOGURT




rhymewithrachel:

fartgallery:

fire-is-better-than-water:

fartgallery:

mega—horn:

fartgallery:

butterbeer-forthesoul:

fartgallery:

are you greg

yes

hello greg

can we add another greg to the party

hello gregs

i am also greg

too many gregs

You could say it’s a…. congregation







Chugging water because I’m a strong woman and I don’t need no ice cream!




slydig:

tsarbucks:

slydig:

dont be mean 

be median or mode

damn math fandom bloggers




Getting inducted to the National Art Honor Society tonight, yay art!




221cbakerstreet:

kittening:

a male celebrity can literally beat his girlfriend half to death and still enjoy a successful career with millions of adoring fans

a female celebrity can gain a few pounds and she’s shunned, mocked, and ridiculed by thousands of people over many different mediums

do you see the problem with this

a female celebrity JUMPS INTO THE OCEAN TO RESCUE HER CHILD AND NANNY

and is mocked and ridiculed for a wardrobe malfunction




basedgodniall:

I LITERALLY DO 8 SECONDS OF WORK THEN REWARD MYSELF WITH 40 MINUTES OF TUMBLR LIKE CAN I STOP DOING THAT






"I hated high school. I don’t trust anybody who looks back on the years from 14 to 18 with any enjoyment. If you liked being a teenager, there’s something wrong with you."

Stephen King (via allegorys)


ellaangelus:

midnitelite:

In the middle of sex, whisper in his ear “there’s power in a king’s blood” then put leeches on his dick