Carly, 17, New Jersey.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians, The Heroes of Olympus, The Maine, Owl City, Jonas Brothers, A Rocket to the Moon, Fun., That 70's Show, Brothers & Sisters, Revenge, Big Bang Theory, How I Met Your Mother, 90's television, Mean Girls, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, The Kane Chronicles, The Hunger Games, Avatar: The Last Airbender, The Legend of Korra & lots of other random crap and fandoms.
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dumb story because i think i’m funny
we were watching a movie in school and there was a scene where this guy was driving over lava and they kept showing close up shots of the tires catching on fire and i started laughing and my friend kept asking me what was so funny and when i finally composed myself i took a deep breathe and whispered
*wakes up with one sock on* whoa what a crazy night
do she got a booty
i dont wanna go to college i wanna go to concerts
“If we wave our arms around, it might stop!”
i hate when applications are like “why do you want to work here”
because i need money
what do you want me to say omfg
I HAVE A PASSION FOR FROZEN YOGURT
are you greg
can we add another greg to the party
i am also greg
too many gregs
You could say it’s a…. congregation
Chugging water because I’m a strong woman and I don’t need no ice cream!
dont be mean
be median or mode
damn math fandom bloggers
Getting inducted to the National Art Honor Society tonight, yay art!
a male celebrity can literally beat his girlfriend half to death and still enjoy a successful career with millions of adoring fans
a female celebrity can gain a few pounds and she’s shunned, mocked, and ridiculed by thousands of people over many different mediums
do you see the problem with this
a female celebrity JUMPS INTO THE OCEAN TO RESCUE HER CHILD AND NANNY
and is mocked and ridiculed for a wardrobe malfunction
I LITERALLY DO 8 SECONDS OF WORK THEN REWARD MYSELF WITH 40 MINUTES OF TUMBLR LIKE CAN I STOP DOING THAT
Stephen King (via allegorys)
In the middle of sex, whisper in his ear “there’s power in a king’s blood” then put leeches on his dick